02 Jul
NFL Jonesin’: Kitna fo’ fitty?
Posted by: Zach
- Jon Kitna is killin’ me right about now. First, homeboy says that his cowardly Lions are going to win 12 games next year. Now he’s saying that he’s going to throw for 50 TDs? Peyton Manning went absolutely apeshit a few years back and only hit 49. C.J. and his little Roy Toy are good, but he’s acting like he’s got Flash Gordon on one side and Jesus on the other, with Jerry Rice circa 1989 in the slot. He’s completely insane, and that’s why Jon Kitna is quickly becoming a P.J. favorite. That’s it, I just decided something — we’re doing Kitna Watch now, counting down from 50 until he gets that last one and shatters that punk Cut That Meat’s record.
- The Hater Nation says no to adding Michael Strahan to the Hall. C’mon, I know that it’s easy to hate on him and his front two, but dude at least has a good chance to get in. Then again, the greatest sack artist of all time still hasn’t gotten in.
- Dave from FSB’s own Riggo’s Rag thinks that it’s time for all of those rookie standouts from “North Dakota State Teacher’s College” to “sign the bleeping contracts.”
- Big props to the people over at The Blog of Hilarity for this comic strip of The Namesake. Hopefully, he won’t be out of our lives too soon, though. We’re all having too much fun at his expense. I guess there’s always Chris “The Rap Sheet Decathlete” Henry.
- If the NFL was a league in Singapore, you’d get caned for saying this — “Heath Shuler More Talented Than Peyton Manning? Their College Coach Thinks So.” What else even needs to be said here? That’s like saying Tony Mandarich was more talented than Jonathan Ogden or something.
- Memo to the Miami Dolphins: Tell C-Pepp to do that gay little roll he does somewhere besides South Florida, and do it fast. Now that his trial has been pushed back to the 18th, you can’t let this distraction go on any longer — he’s only just begun to whine. And trust me, nobody is going to trade for Daunte Culpepper at this point.
- Peter “Burger” King hasn’t released his Monday Morning QB yet, so I’ll surely have something to rant about later on during my Monday Bangover. Stay tuned…
