02 Jul
Tank wins one for drunks everywhere
Posted by: Zach
Victory alas for The Namesake and his crew — Tank Johnson beat the blood alcohol test he took not too long ago in Arizona. His blood test revealed a .072 BAC. As all boozers know anything under .08 and you’re in the clear. Tank not only wasn’t legally impaired, but he was also very cooperative with the boys in blue (no, I’m not talking about the Bears). I still see why Da Bears gave him the axe — he was speeding at 3:30 AM, after drinking at least a little bit — but this could help Tank out considerably as he shops for a new team.
Here’s my favorite quote from the piece over on the WWL:
The Bears declined comment Monday.”
Most premature ejaculators do. Tank may be a reputed liar, but he wasn’t lying about not being drunk.
