Archive for July 9th, 2007

Jul 09 2007

All people named Bill Maas are crazy

Published by Adam under B.S. (General)

What in the hell is wrong with this kid? I’ve decided that all people named Bill Maas are certifiably nuts. Anyway, this Bill Maas’ moniker is drklrdbill, and you can find his YouTube page here. You might want to bookmark that, because who knows when this kid is going to tip over an 18-wheeler just by releasing a seismic fart.

(He’s only 22, so I have to ask: What are the chances that this is actually Maas’ kid — legitimate or illegitimate? What was the last team Maas played for? Yep, the Green Bay Packers. Now check out sporto’s jacket in the first video. That’s a helluva coincidence if it is indeed only one.)

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Jul 09 2007

The Monday Bangover: The NFL Supplemental Draft

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Big Ern (myspace.com)

BIG ERN
That’s why even we veteran bowlers work our way, tournament to tournament. We need the supplemental income.
 
ROY
Supplemental income?
 
BIG ERN
Supplemental — it means “extra.” You interested?
 
ROY
Interested?
 
BIG ERN
Would you be interested in some extra income?
 
ROY
Extra income?
 
BIG ERN
Want to make more money?
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Why don’t you go eat that outside and then come on back in.” - From “Kingpin

The NFL Supplemental Draft is Thursday, which isn’t big news at all. In fact, most casual sports fans aren’t even aware of its existence. The term supplemental is also a little tricky here. There’s nothing extra or additional about the draft, really. If a team selects a player in any round, then the team has to give up the corresponding pick in the next year’s draft. For example, if the Falcons burn a third round pick on ex-Terrapin T Jared Gaither, they automatically lose a 2008 third-round pick. That, paired with having to fit the player’s salary into both the alloted rookie pool and salary cap, usually steers most teams away from making supplemental selections.

This year’s class, however, is a little bigger, and better, than the usual crop, and as a result it should garner more attention. Also, teams have more cap room than any offseason I can recall. The Browns still have $22 million to burn. Considering that some of these guys would be first- or second-rounders next year, teams could be getting a bargain if they do decided to pick them. If Gaither ends up being a force at left tackle for somebody, then sacrificing only a third-round pick on him and paying the corresponding salary will be a joke.

The problem is that there’s a stigma around these guys, like they’re all Chris Henrys in training or something. That perception, at least to me, is a little off base.

Being a student athlete is difficult (about ten years ago I was one). Being a student athlete is even more difficult when you know you’re going pro and have little interest in being a student (I have absolutely no clue about that, so I’m just making an educated guess). Some of these guys just don’t give a fuck about school any more, and that sentiment is intensified by the fact that they aren’t paid or allowed to really get a job (like they have the time to do that anyway). Each of this supplemental draft classes’ three top talents — Gaither, CB Paul Oliver and G Chris Patrick (not to be confused with Chris “Mother Fucker Looks Like The Predator” Kirkpatrick ) — aren’t major character concerns. Gaither and Oliver were declared academically ineligible due to poor grades, and the rumor is that Patrick would have been deemed ineligible due to illegal substance usage.

If you have any idea how many college football players stick needles in their asses, than you know that’s not a huge ordeal. I’m not condoning his behavior, I’m just saying that the behavior isn’t unusual at all. The San Diego Chargers didn’t flinch to draft DT Luis Castillo with the 28th overall pick a few years back, and he had just failed a steroid test. Simply put — getting busted for ‘roids isn’t that big of a deal. Just ask Shawne Merriman.

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Jul 09 2007

NFL Jonesin’: “You’re raising a little p****” edition

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  • I can’t believe that Brian Urlacher went all Baldwin on his baby’s momma and son. He pulled out the ringers, calling her a cunt and him a pussy. Yeah, he likes the stuff. So much that he kicked his own hot dog down Paris Hilton’s hallway. The Hater Nation has you covered on this one and more.
  • Matt Ufford of The Fanhouse and With Leather rips into the MSM, and makes several solid points in the process. Definitely a piece worth checking out.
  • Mike Duggan, lead writer for FSB’s Raising Zona, just had himself a lil’ Cardinal. Yep, he’s gonna be a badass.
  • Here’s a sneak peak of things to come from Kevin David, the lead writer over at our Buffalo Bills site — The BuffaLowdown (buffalowdown.com). The site will officially launch tomorrow!

An MSPaint Experience: Tank Johnson - By Kevin David of BuffaLowdown.com

  • And we thought that Bill Maas‘ announcing made all of us Chiefs fans shudder. The guy no longer thinks his “hands are like cobras.” He now thinks he’s Sammy “The Bull” Gravano. Allhe had to do was refuse. Dipshit.
  • It’s just like a mini-mall.” That’s all I’m going to say…
  • No news on The Namesake yet today, but we’re working on something big that’s somewhat related. Keep on eye on us during the next couple days. Do it, do it.
  • If you haven’t bought LCD Soundsystem’s Sound of Silver yet, summon up iTunes and get ‘er done. The album is on sale for $6.99 right now and its fucking breathtaking.

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