Unfortunately, we were both too petty and too new of an operation to sign Dan Patrick clone Kige Ramsey to a lucrative contract following our exclusive interview with him. The good news is that Kige is at least still out there, makin’ things happen. Here’s a rundown:

• Like The Namesake, Kige has a blog dedicated to him. - All Things Kige
• Kige has a Wiki, but its going to get deleted unless we fight Wikipedia. The guy’s a star — give him his page, for fuck’s sake! - Wikipedia
• Another site is running an “Ask Kige Ramsey” feature where readers can chime in and ask him questions. Who wouldn’t want to do that? - DeadOn
• Kige’s profile over on his beloved Facebook. Remember, it’s “more secure” and MySpace “be suspicious.” (you have to sign in)
• Even though he dissed the site, people on MySpace still got love for Kige (of course they do). - Brian’s MySpace Blog
• How come when I Google image search Kige Ramsey I get images of Eva Longoria, Ric Flair, Tonya Harding and porn (Tonya and porn is a match made in heaven, by the way), but no Kige? Weird.
• Hopefully, and I say this with more than a grain of pessimism, we’ll secure another interview with the man soon.