13 Jul
NFL Jonesin’: The Namesake guilty of DWBP
Posted by: Zach
- DWBP, or Driving While Being Pacman, is apparently now a formal charge. It also looks like The Namesake is being targeted by cops. “You know who I pulled over the other day?” I guess for the boys in blue it’s like telling your crew about some dime (who was really like a 7 1/2) you hooked up with. Pigs these days. – Nation Of Islam Sportsblog
- “What is Playing On Brady Quinn’s iPod?” What more needs to be said, really? To all of you griping about all the Quinn jokes — STFU, it’s not our fault you were born and raised in Cleveland. – The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
- Odell Thurmon went from 148 tackles to working with Chuckie from Good Will Hunting? I think he needs that “Every day I come by your house…” pep talk. Or maybe he likes it? He could be a Peter-from-Office Space kind of guy. – The NFL Guru
- I’ve been to the ATL airport plenty, and it’s not this fun. Unless you’re a pit-fighting, pothead NFL superstar like Ron Mexico, that is. – Kissing Suzy Kolber
- This just in — Corey Simon is fat, worthless and motivated to dupe another team out of $14 million. – Indy Star
- Speaking of moolah, Simon’s old D-line mate Dwight Freeney just became the highest-paid defender in NFL history. Is anybody else waiting for the day that the Colts can only suit up Cut That Meat, Freeney, Marvin Harrison and Reggie Wayne? How can they afford to keep paying all these guys? – ESPN
- The next Reggie Bush has been discovered. He’s eight years old and white. Hard to believe, but true. – The Big Lead
