Now, Daunte Culpepper is one funny ass dude already. I mean, not only does the guy think he’s Bob Sugar, but he also actually thinks he’s going to be a starting QB in the NFL CFL AFL this upcoming season. Even funnier — he thinks he’s going to be a good starting QB. Funniest of all — C-Pepp was so pumped up about his “victory” over the Miami Dolphins and subsequent release, that he summoned Gandhi:
“First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win,”
Seriously? Who are you now? Daundhi? What’s next?
Well, I got to thinking and…
- Willis McGahee kicking a little Mother Teresa (although I’m not quite sure he understands what she meant):
“Spread love everywhere you go.”
- A.I. dishing up a little Winston Churchill:
“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they’d make up their minds.”
- Jared Allen regurgitating August Busch IV‘s strong stance on drinking and driving:
“Be responsible.”
- Barry Bonds drawing upon an old proverb:
“Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill”
- T.O. quoting the immortal words of Homer J. Simpson:
“To be loved, you have to be nice to people, everyday. To be hated, you don’t have to do squat.”
Ron Mexico/Ookie doing his best Mark Twain rendition:
“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
- And, because you are here, Pacman Jones getting all Seneca the Philosopher on us:
“He who profits by a crime commits it.”
I just love it when pro athletes get all sophisticated and shit.
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