I know what you’re thinking. Yes, I remember Christina Ricci in the Addams Family flicks and Monster, along with some other movies where she wasn’t hot at all. Looking bad was part of her role for Monster, however, and she was just plain young in those other films. Ever heard of the ugly duckling who grew up to be a hottie? No? Then look up and take another gander at those pictures. Ricci went from not to fucking hot. She’s even dating an Adam (Adam Goldberg from Entourage and Dazed and Confused, you know — “I wanna dance!”). It’s not me, but I’m getting closer.

There is just something about this girl, fellas. In fact, I’m scared to even watch Black Snake Moan out of the fear that I’ll sustain severe hand/wrist/forearm injuries and end up on the IR. To hell with it, I’m going to Blockbuster. It just might be worth it.

Christina Ricci, I never thought I’d say this, but that ass is on fiya!