You probably know Jes Rickleff as the Pink-Haired Girl from Rock of Love, if you know her at all. What you don’t know is that she has me straight smitten. All we know about Jes is:
• Hometown: Naperville, IL • Is a licensed cosmetologist • Has never cheated on a boyfriend • Has four tattoos and nine piercings • Describes herself as very independent
She probably never cheated because she got to take other girls home whenever she wanted (maybe even guys). Is it just me, or does she look like the kind of chick your girl would let you pull an AK47 with? Hell, your old lady would probably even join in on the fun. Not that I condone cheating or threesomes, but she has tremendous ménage à trois upside. What I mean by that is your girl would want to shoot for the trifecta bang Pinky just as bad as you would. When you can say that about a girl, you know she’s special.
If anybody knows Jes, when she gets booted from the show (she’s destined to, because all those other sluts are already plotting against her) make sure to get her my contact info. I’m single, so she wouldn’t have to cheat to see my Rock of Love.
“I wish it hadn’t come down to this,” is my favorite quote from this Kige Ramsey report on Lindsay Lohan, and you can tell by his hands that he means it. If Kige says you need to do some time to start flying straight, then you need to do some time. It’s that simple.
Matt Leinart is in a legal battle with baby mama Brynn Cameron. She’s trying to squeeze $30,000 a month in alimony payments out of him. Like Chris Rock said, for that much cash she should have to give up some you-know-what payments. - TMZ.com
Posted this yesterday over on my other site, Arrowhead Addict, but I thought you folks over here might enjoy the shit out of it as well. Marcus Allen is 47, has a MySpace page, and scares the Bejesus out of Penthouse Pets like Kimberly Williams with Baldwinesque text messages. - Page Six
Tedy Bruschi didn’t pull a Chris Benoit. In fact, he’s doing doing just dandy. - Fan IQ
Former Arizona Cardinals Cheerleader Bari checks in. Apparently, the girls in Arizona are not just hot, but enjoy blogging as well. - Raising Zona
Previewing the NFL and previewing the new The Simpsons movie simultaneously. Brilliant! - Six Pack Sports Report
Why it is so damn hard to be a committed Detroit Lions fan (hey, I agree — this is why the Lions weren’t in my bottom ten fan bases). - The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
Lance Briggs and Da Bears are finally close to inking a deal. - Windy City Gridiron
You probably know Jes Rickleff as the Pink-Haired Girl from Rock of Love, if you know her at all. What you don’t know is that she has me straight smitten. All we know about Jes is:
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