You probably know Jes Rickleff as the Pink-Haired Girl from Rock of Love, if you know her at all. What you don’t know is that she has me straight smitten. All we know about Jes is:

• Hometown: Naperville, IL
• Is a licensed cosmetologist
• Has never cheated on a boyfriend
• Has four tattoos and nine piercings
• Describes herself as very independent

She probably never cheated because she got to take other girls home whenever she wanted (maybe even guys). Is it just me, or does she look like the kind of chick your girl would let you pull an AK47 with? Hell, your old lady would probably even join in on the fun. Not that I condone cheating or threesomes, but she has tremendous ménage à trois upside. What I mean by that is your girl would want to shoot for the trifecta bang Pinky just as bad as you would. When you can say that about a girl, you know she’s special.

If anybody knows Jes, when she gets booted from the show (she’s destined to, because all those other sluts are already plotting against her) make sure to get her my contact info. I’m single, so she wouldn’t have to cheat to see my Rock of Love.

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