• From the “Holy shit!” files — Pacman Jones is going to wrestle (WTF!?) for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) during his year off from the NFL. I’m jealous as hell I didn’t break this. I’ll definitely keep you posted, though, as I do on all things Namesake. I pray to God that this is true. - 100% Injury Rate
• Da Bears pulled some Grand Theft Auto shit on the Buffalo Bills, stealing disgruntled DT Darwin Walker for a fifth-round pick. - Circling the Wagons
• Adrian Peterson has signed with the Minnesota Vikings. He will receive $17 million in guaranteed money, and potentially $40 million if he reaches all of his contract incentives. - The Viking Age
• The Green Bay Packers have a running back crisis. The Pack really, really needs to ink Corey Dillon. - Acme Packing Company
• Ex-Browns bust Tim Couch has signed with the Jacksonville Jaguars. Man, we’ve been writing about Couch way more than I thought we ever would. - Big Cat Country
• The top five New York Jets storylines as of the moment. While we’re talking J-E-T-S, you’ll want to draft Thomas Jones for your fantasy squad. Dude is going to have a monster year. - The Jets Blog
• Michael “Gap Tooth” Strahan must be serious about riding off into the sunset, because The G-Men are meeting with Simeon Rice today. - Big Blue View
• Priest Holmes lives! Good to see him back, well kinda back. I think we’ll all believe it when he actually takes some hits in preseason action. - Arrowhead Pride
• Last but not least, The Kingster has a new edition of his MMQB out. This installment focuses on Roger Goodell, and even includes a Q&A with the new commish. - SI.com

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