ESPN has a snazzy new Fantasy Football Hall of Fame. Gotta love a list that includes both Cut That Meat and Leroy Hoard. - ESPN
Deion Sanders thinks Ookie has “passion for dogfighting.” I’m sure people are passionate about doing heroin, kiddie porn and bad rap albums, too, but that doesn’t make those things right. C’mon, Prime Time. - Fanhouse
Speaking of Vick, he plead innocent today. Bet he wishes Johnny Cochran was still alive. - SFGate.com
I don’t know why Andy Reid had such a hard time with T.O. After all, he raised these two fuck-ups, didn’t he? - All Philadelphia Sports
Kenyatta Walker better recognize — Charlotte is Julius Peppers‘ hood and he’s not welcome. - Epic Carnival (ShakedownSports)
You probably know Jes Rickleff as the Pink-Haired Girl from Rock of Love, if you know her at all. What you don’t know is that she has me straight smitten. All we know about Jes is:
• Hometown: Naperville, IL • Is a licensed cosmetologist • Has never cheated on a boyfriend • Has four tattoos and nine piercings • Describes herself as very independent
She probably never cheated because she got to take other girls home whenever she wanted (maybe even guys). Is it just me, or does she look like the kind of chick your girl would let you pull an AK47 with? Hell, your old lady would probably even join in on the fun. Not that I condone cheating or threesomes, but she has tremendous ménage à trois upside. What I mean by that is your girl would want to shoot for the trifecta bang Pinky just as bad as you would. When you can say that about a girl, you know she’s special.
If anybody knows Jes, when she gets booted from the show (she’s destined to, because all those other sluts are already plotting against her) make sure to get her my contact info. I’m single, so she wouldn’t have to cheat to see my Rock of Love.
“I wish it hadn’t come down to this,” is my favorite quote from this Kige Ramsey report on Lindsay Lohan, and you can tell by his hands that he means it. If Kige says you need to do some time to start flying straight, then you need to do some time. It’s that simple.
Matt Leinart is in a legal battle with baby mama Brynn Cameron. She’s trying to squeeze $30,000 a month in alimony payments out of him. Like Chris Rock said, for that much cash she should have to give up some you-know-what payments. - TMZ.com
Posted this yesterday over on my other site, Arrowhead Addict, but I thought you folks over here might enjoy the shit out of it as well. Marcus Allen is 47, has a MySpace page, and scares the Bejesus out of Penthouse Pets like Kimberly Williams with Baldwinesque text messages. - Page Six
Tedy Bruschi didn’t pull a Chris Benoit. In fact, he’s doing doing just dandy. - Fan IQ
Former Arizona Cardinals Cheerleader Bari checks in. Apparently, the girls in Arizona are not just hot, but enjoy blogging as well. - Raising Zona
Previewing the NFL and previewing the new The Simpsons movie simultaneously. Brilliant! - Six Pack Sports Report
Why it is so damn hard to be a committed Detroit Lions fan (hey, I agree — this is why the Lions weren’t in my bottom ten fan bases). - The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
Lance Briggs and Da Bears are finally close to inking a deal. - Windy City Gridiron
(Man, do I feel sorry for the Tennessee Titans RB who’s unfortunate enough to share that name. People probably call him up all the time and ask him if he got arrested.)
The comparison is bulletproof. I’m pounding the rest of my Maker’s and hitting the sack.
Seriously, though, the similarities are uncanny.
Lohan isn’t that hot, yet we hear about her all the time. She was just lucky enough to be cast in some well-received chick flicks (Freaky Friday, Mean Girls) on the come up. Now, she’s getting both fucked up and in trouble like that’s what she’s paid to do, not act.
Henry isn’t that good, yet we hear about him all the time. He was just lucky enough to play alongside Carson Pakmer, Ocho Cinco, Rudi Johnson and T.J. Houshmandzadeh. Now, he’s getting both fucked up and in trouble like that’s what he’s paid to do, not catch passes.
Both Henry and Lohan even have cute little mugshots.
Bob Barker’s from my hometown of Springfield, MO, so I’m sad that he’s finally decided to retire from The Price is Right/sexually harassing women. I’m even more upset that Drew Careyis replacing him . He’s from Cleveland, people! He’s sure to eff up the hardest thing to eff up on TV. My choice? Drumroll, please..
If you don’t know who Paul Mooney is, it’s time to get your learn on.
N-word pioneer
Race expert
Co-wrote much of Richard Pryor’s stand-up, and was the head writer for The Richard Pryor Show.
Wrote for Sanford and Son.
Wrote for Saturday Night Live
Head writer for In Living Color during its first year.
The face and mastermind behind Chapelle’s Show features “Ask A Black Dude”, “Mooney On Movies” and “Negrodamus”.
Has two DVDs — Analyzing White America and Know Your History: Jesus Is Black and So Was Cleopatra.
Has two CDs — R.A.C.E. and Master Piece
Hosted BET’s 25 Most @#%! Moments in Black History
Quotable:
“Because Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.”
“I am no longer going to use the N-word. Instead of saying ‘What’s up my n*gga’ say ‘What’s up my Michael Richards’!”
(On why President Bush was convinced there were WOMD in Iraq) “Because he has the receipt.”
Deion Sanders thinks Ookie has “passion for dogfighting.” I’m sure people are passionate about doing heroin, kiddie porn and bad rap albums, too, but that doesn’t make those things right. C’mon, Prime Time. - Fanhouse
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