Archive for August, 2007

31 Aug

Friday Flicks: Footballs of Fury

I’m almost ashamed for using this low-brow comedy as the basis of this week’s Friday Flicks post, but Balls of Fury is the biggest release of the week. What’s a brother to do?
As for the film, don’t go see it. Please! Just because Christopher Walken stars in it, that doesn’t mean anything. That guy is [...]

31 Aug

The Dream Team Vs. Team Pacman?

It’s official! Kurt Angle and his new tag team partner Sting will defend the TNA tag team straps against Team Pacman — Pacman Jones and Ron “The Truth Killings — at the September 9 No Surrender PPV! Here’s a clip from tonight’s iMPACT! show…

I have no idea how Pacman can wrestle in a match of [...]

30 Aug

NFL Jonesin’: Carrie Underwoord, Cyberstalkers and the End of the Unibar

(listening pleasure: The Wand – The Flaming Lips)

Did Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo and country star Carrie Underwood secretly get married. That’s the rumor. Fanhouse via Ben Maller

Punter Scott Player, aka The Unibar, has been released by the Arizona Cardinals. He was the team’s longest tenured player. – Raising Zona

There’s a great new NFL game [...]

29 Aug

P.J. Pin-Up Girl: Bridget Moynahan

OK, so I’ve had a thing for Bridget Moynahan for some time. I like tall girls, I like brunettes, I like actresses (broads are usually crazy, and, I’m not gonna lie, I kinda dig that). Bridget is 5-foot-9, definitely brunette and close enough to being an actress (I didn’t say they had to be Faye [...]

29 Aug

NFL Jonesin’: Marshawn the Ghettolectual

(listening pleasure: Move On Up – Curtis Mayfield)

Marshawn Lynch just might be mentally retarded. Gaines Adams was begging for that interview to be over. – Mr. Irrelevant via The Legend of Cecilio Guante

Hey, Peter King, is Larry Johnson really only the 34th best player in the NFL? If Antoine Winfield and Kerry Rhodes are [...]

28 Aug

The Dirty Dozen Fantasy Football Draft Live Blog

19:23:07 – I’m checking in a little bit earlier, just to make sure I have both the ESPN draft application and Wordpress running smoothly beforehand. Anyway, welcome. This live blog of my fantasy football draft should be exciting, at least for me. I can’t remember a time when I was looking at three or four [...]

28 Aug

If Everday People Were Pro Athletes: Fantasy Football is Like Dating

(We were experiencing some server issues yesterday that we had to deal with due to a recent spike in network-wide traffic. We have figured everything out and The Monday Bangover will definitely be back next week.)
My fantasy football draft is merely hours away (don’t forget — I’ll be live blogging the event at 8 PM [...]

26 Aug

ESPN Headline Writers Present “American Gay”

I know that I’m a little more perverse than most, but this is just a ridiculous headline.

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