Magdalena AKA Legz

I don’t give a damn what anybody says — this chick is smokin’. Does it worry me that her voice is a little manish? No, not at all — she’s originally from Poland. Besides, I’ve got a fool-proof tranny radar. I mean just look at this girl’s freakin’ legs. My God. Besides, I’m infatuated with any girl who’s hot and gets down like this…

Brandi M.

Now this chick is just stupid sexy. Is it just me, or does she look like a freakier version of Jamie King? So much bad girl in her… she totally does it for me. She’s my favorite chick on the show, especially since I don’t think she slept with Bret Michaels, and I’ve soured on Pink Hair Jes. When you see her without the pink hair and all that makeup, um, yeah, just not feeling her quite as much now. This is the kind of girl who not only doesn’t leave her face on your pillow, but actually looks bangin’ in the morning. Most of all, I guarantee she would be a freak in the sack.

• Magdalena’s MySpace Page
• Brandi M.’s Myspace Page

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