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Aug 08 2007

Weird-Obsession Girl Wednesday: Nikki Alexander AKA Hoopz

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HoopzI don’t know why, but I’ve always had a thing for Nikki Alexander aka Hoopz from the first season of Flavor of Love, even after Flava Flav (which is difficult to admit, though I’m not sure she actually screwed him… OK, yeah, she probably did). I’m not sure if it’s her eyes, or that ass and nice thickness, but she’s got it. I don’t know if she even digs white guys, but maybe I have a chance now that she’s slipped back into relative anonymity.

More pictures after the jump…

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Aug 08 2007

Flava Flav is Bizack

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I was doing some research for Weird-Obsession Girl Wednesday, and stumbled across all kinds of Flava Flav news:

  • First off, there will be a Flavor of Love 3, and this time it is going to be sophisticated. Seriously, how long can VH1 continue to milk this guy? - VH1 Blog
  • Second, and more importantly, Flav is going to be Comedy Central’s next Roastee. My boy Kat Williams is the roastmaster, and everyone from Lisa Lampanelli to Snoop Dogg will serve as roasters. I’m kind of sad that Andy Dick won’t be there to get humiliated, but I’m still pumped about The Roast of Flava Flav. If you aren’t familiar with the two biggest reasons to watch — Williams and Lampanelli, of course — check out these YouTube clips featuring two of the funniest fucks around… - Comedy Central website

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Aug 08 2007

KenFlo to Fight Again Sooner Than Expected

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Kenny Florian (buddytv.com)It’s been some time since I’ve dropped any UFC news, mainly because there hasn’t been a ton due to a longer than usual layoff. Yesterday, however, there was some exciting news: Kenny Florian is going to be fighting again at UFC Fight Night on September 19. KenFlo will fight Din Thomas in the main event. He’s replacing Spencer Fisher, who had to withdraw due to a nasty staph infection.

The last time I saw Florian fight, I came away very impressed by his submission victory. I’m pretty pumped that he’s headlining the card, because I think he deserves it. Furthermore, one way or another Florian finishes fights, something far too few fighters do nowadays.

“Sources: Florian to Replace Fisher ” - Sherdog

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Aug 08 2007

If Everyday People Were Pro Athletes: Ass Backwards American Idolization

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(Disclaimer for those with severe BlogADHD: This 1,000-or-so-word post eventually revolves around sports)

As Pearl Jam was ripping it in front of at least 500,000 fans the other night, I had an epiphany. After flirting with a notion for years, I finally realized this idea as a truth — we crowned the wrong band the definitive band of The Grunge Era, and we did it for all the wrong reasons.

Kurt Cobain (Rolling Stone)

Nirvana vs. Pearl Jam/B.I.G. & Pac

I love Kurt Cobain and Nirvana just as much as the next Generation Xer, but to claim Nirvana as the pride of the 90s music scene is just downright criminal. Pearl Jam is the best band to emerge from the 90s, and the band that best represents that movement. Eddie Vedder and Co. not only gave a generation a voice (something they continue to do), but also shattered the myth perpetuated by Baby Boomers and their folks that Generation X is comprised of a bunch of angry, spoiled, fucked-up little whiners. Vedder has refused to play the victim all along, standing up to everyone from BP-Amoco to George Bush to Ticketmaster, and fighting for causes like Crohn’s disease and Katrina. When other bands were either indulging in the lifestyle or feeling sorry for themselves, Pearl Jam shunned rock superstardom in favor of the idealism of the early days of rock. They didn’t fight for every last nickel, but instead for their fans and what they believed in.

I’m not making light of Kurt Cobain’s suicide — or other Grungers that died of overdoses, like Layne Staley — and I absolutely do recognize both Cobain’s brilliance and the greatness of Nirvana. At the same time, it’s kind of silly to celebrate him and Nirvana over Pearl Jam. Vedder and his band shouldn’t be punished because they didn’t skip a beat over the years and Cobain killed himself during his band’s prime. Vedder stayed strong and has been the driving force behind the best band on the planet — with all apologies to The Red Hot Chili Peppers — over the past 15 years.

What’s more impressive: sustained greatness over 15 years (when Ten started selling like hotcakes to today), or five years of brilliance (from the release of Bleach to the time of Cobain’s death)?

I’ll take the fifteen years. The year after Cobain died, Vitalogy sold 877,000 copies in its first week. In 1996, Pearl Jam’s No Code debuted No. 1 on the Billboard charts. 12 years after Cobain’s death, Pearl Jam debuted at No. 2 on the Billboard charts with Pearl Jam. 15 years after Cobain’s death, Pearl Jam headlined Lollapalooza, the biggest rock festival in the U.S. In 1998 the band had a single, “Last Kiss”, that soared to Michael Jackson heights. They were also named “the greatest American rock band of all time” in a 2005 USA Today reader’s poll. Most importantly, for 15 years Pearl Jam has sold out concert after concert, and played every show like it was the band’s last. The fans recognize, even if the media (ehem, Rolling Stone) continues to sleep on P.J.

Pearl Jam not only outlasted all of their contemporaries, they’ve outlasted knockoffs like Creed, Silverchair and Staind. When Generation X starts getting long in the tooth, we’ll be able to brag about P.J. just as our parents did about The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, The Stones and The Who. That’s how damn good they are, but, apparently, more people would have noticed if Eddie died back in ‘96.

(Hmmm… Maybe my writing and blog will actually receive adulation if I off myself. Finally, that timestamp feature comes in handy!)

The same thing applies with B.I.G. and 2pac. Man, I loved those two. Their highs were as high as any highs the rap game has ever known. But do their untimely deaths mean that Jay-Z, Nas and Rakim should be punished or shunned for being as good, or at least close, for a much longer period of time? Especially considering that Biggie and Pac, like Cobain, ultimately played a huge role in their own deaths. Why do we spend more time making martyrs out of them than celebrating the greats who are still alive? That makes no sense to me.

Here’s why:

  • A.) America is obsessed with tragedy — even if we don’t admit it, it’s misery loves company (see reality television). And we love to make ourselves fell better by getting involved or witnessing a movement. (c’mon, like Kurt was Kennedy and Biggie was MLK or something)
  • B.) America is obsessed with hypothetical thinking. We focus on anything to avoid thinking about ourselves (again, see reality television), and often distort/ignore the truth to feel better about our country and our lives.
  • C.) America is obsessed with flat out fucking addicted to celebrities.

Len Bias (Sports Illustrated)

ESPN = Evil Sports Personality Nation

Now, here’s where this connects to sports…

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