09 Aug
NFL Jonesin’: McBeam Me Up, Steely
Posted by: Zach
- The Pittsburgh Steelers have named the team’s new mascot Steely McBeam. If that doesn’t sound like the name of a Pittsburgh steelworker character in a gay porno flick, then I don’t know what does. – 100% Injury Rate
- “Stephon Heyer might be the most important person in Washington who doesn’t know the nuclear launch codes.” I did not know that. – Riggo’s Rag
- Antonio Pierce lets Rich know that his “Redskins suck.” I enjoyed that. Was it good for you? – YouTube via Hogs Haven
- I’m not even going to try and make sense out of Matt Mosley’s latest power rankings, but my biggest gripes are the Broncos at five, the Titans at 16 and the Chiefs at 25. – ESPN Hashmarks
- Die-hard Kansas City Chiefs fan Paul Rudd — also known as Brian Fantana and the DV Colonoscopy Guy — is narrating the HBO/NFL Films production Hard Knocks: Training Camp with the Kansas City Chiefs. Gotta love it! – Arrowhead Addict
- Matching the ‘07 San Diego Chargers and Denver Broncos up in an epic, yet totally imaginary, PGA-style duel. – Bolt Beat
- An ‘07 preview of those wacky New York J-E-T-S. Apparently, an 8-8 overall record and lots of Sesame Street are what’s on tap. – Epic Carnival (The Feed)
- OK, Colt Fans, “Peyton Manning” is two words, not one. “Cut That Meat” is three words, by the way. Just trying to help you out here. – Naptown’s Finest
