Pacman Jones made his pro wrestling debut tonight at TNA’s Hard Justice. The Namesake emerged to laser lights and fireworks, did a worthless interview and then jawed with Ron “The Truth” Killings. A scuffle nearly ensued, but some phony pigs broke up the almost melee. Afterwards, Pac was found backstage knocked out with a cut over his eye, and had to be taken away in an ambulance. This is a pretty amazing happening considering that he and his lawyers agreed earlier this weekend that nobody would even breathe on him during his TNA appearances.

It will be interesting to see how long TNA can milk this under these no-contact provisions. My guess is that Pacman’s wrestling career will last about as long as one of his kick returns. It’s a damn shame, too.

“Pacman Attacked” - TNA Official Site

During tonight’s Seattle Seahawks at San Diego Chargers game, the pillar of football knowledge that is John Madden gave us the scoop on those green dot stickers that have popped up on the back of quarterback’s helmets this preseason. Apparently, the stickers identify the helmet with the only communication device on the field. Is this really necessary? Didn’t everybody already know that all on-field QBs always have radios in their helmets? What’s next, a red dot on the ball in play so people don’t get confused?

Anyway, my brother and I were dying to know what the point behind these stickers were, and our suspicions were right — radios. At first, we thought it might be a tribute or something. Nope. Sorry to disappoint everybody, but the story here is that there’s really no story at all.

I’m sorry, but this is the gayest thing I have ever seen in my 28 years on this planet. I’m starting to think that both Damon Huard and Tom Brady are flamingly gay, they used to bone, split and the whole Bridget Moynahan-Brady pregnancy is a hoax. The whole Gisele Bundchen thing is a hoax, too. Just check out the pics below. Huard looks like he’s thinking “I can’t believe I’m Tom Brady’s lover.” Meanwhile, Brady looks mighty content himself. These pics aren’t exactly evidence, but they aren’t not evidence either. You decide…