14 Aug
NFL Jonesin’: Tacklin’ Tuesday’s News
Posted by: Zach
- First off, if you haven’t seen this yet, go and check out this video from the Hard Knocks premiere of Bernard Pollard dancing like a stripper. Hi-larious. – Arrowhead Addict
- “Green6/15attemptsfor60yards… muthafuckaitsgoingtobeanotherseason” That’s the standout statement from Sanchez’s (Shot To Nothing) Miami Dolphins preview. – Epic Carnival
- While we’re talking Dolphins, new head coach Cam Cameron didn’t have a game plan for the Jags game last Saturday, and won’t have one for this Thursday’s game against the Chiefs either. Dude, you’re not Cam Cam’ron — you’re not getting paid millions for doing absolutely nothing special. This isn’t Pop Warner, buddy. This is going to be a long season for Phins fans. – Jacksonville.com
- “Alligator Body?” Both Joe Theismann and Todd Pinkston should be put out of their misery. – D.C. Sports Bog via Hogs Haven
- Oprah Winfrey on MNF? I don’t know, but she straight looks like Violet Beauregarde from Willa Wonka & the Chocolate Factory in this pic. – Nyjer Please
“Michael Vick needs Jesus.” Yep, that’s the first sentence of an insane message board rant you have to read. I’m not an atheist, but I’m far from one of these people that thinks God is like ‘Tussin in Chris Rock’s family. – Doberman on the Diamond
- We all know that I like Jon Kitna, but a 5,000-yard season? I’m not so sure about that one, buddy. Lay off the sauce when you’re writing (I hate saying that, but this Pat Kirwan may just have to). – Detroit Free Press
- I can’t resist from linking to any post or article that has absolutely anything to do with the 7th Floor Crew. Where are they now? Find out here. – Log’s Blog
- Brynn Cameron tells Matt Leinart to keep their baby away from Brit and Paris. Can you really blame her? My only problem is that she didn’t go for the trifecta and throw Lohan’s name in the mix. – TMZ.com
- “Today Should be a Madden Holiday.” Damn straight, fellas! Well, I’m actually scared to death of the game because of the potential ramifications it could impose on both my work and social life. That’s why I don’t have my own 360 or PS3. – The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes
- Tom Brady’s “non-pregnant girlfriend” Gisele Bundchen — who also makes more scrill annually than Damon Huard’s man crush — is battling to be named the hottest sports broad on the planet. – Our Book of Scrap
- The Michael Pittman FB project is definitely going to stick. Should be interesting. – The Pewter Plank
- More Madden — you’ve gotta love these “rejected Madden covers.” I’m feelin’ the Matt Millen one the most. That one has me just itching to play franchise mode, because the pressure is off. No way I could fuck up an NFL team as bad as he has. - Pop Jocks
- And, last but not least, the biggest news in the NFL right now: My boy Larry Johnson could be finally about to sign and re-join the Chiefs. Please forgive the sloppy image work, I’ve harped on them forever for that. – Kansas City Star
