Archive for August 21st, 2007

Aug 21 2007

NFL Jonesin’: L.J., Trotter, Vick, Etc.

Published by Adam under B.S. (General)

  • “Larry Johnson’s signing doesn’t change risk” - Pancake Blocks
  • “The Kansas City Chiefs QB Battle is Getting Easier to Decide” Arrowhead Pride
  • “Eli Manning Responds to Barber’s Comments” - Giants 101
  • “Recap 2007 Pre-Season: Bears 27- Colts 24″ - Stampede Blue

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Aug 21 2007

The P.J. Screenplay: Marcus and Michael Vick Are “Dumb and Dumber”

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Dumb and Dumber

(The P.J. Screenplay is a new feature which will appear on most Tuesdays. Enjoy…)


FADE IN:

SUBTITLED: “Somewhere in Virginia - 2010″

INT. HOUSE - NIGHT

MARCUS and MICHAEL VICK are sitting inside their modest crib — money now is a thang and ain’t what it used to be. There’s a crappy homemade sign on the wall: “WELCOME HOME MIKE”

Marcus looks about 40 pounds heavier than the last time we saw him play, which was back in 2006 in a Miami Dolphins uni. He has a YOUNG GIRL sitting on his lap and he’s wearing an electronic ankle bracelet. The girl is drinking Boone’s, a surefire sign she’s still in high school. He smokes a blunt, gives the girl a hit and then passes it to…

Michael, who takes a hit. He still appears to be in pretty decent shape, but he’s scruffier and bling free now. He is also wearing an electronic monitoring device on his ankle. He passes the blunt back to his little brother. They continue to pass back and forth throughout…

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