Aug23rd
NFL Jonesin’: Painkiller Pete
AUTHOR: Zach | IN: Uncategorized | COMMENTS: None Yet |
Pete Kendall and his painkillers are headed to D.C., where he should perform well at left guard as long as he’s more numb than Matthew Perry circa 2000. – Riggo’s Rag
- Bolts GM A.J. Smith is a fucking genius for passing on both Ookie and the less-retarded, less-talented Manning brother. – Epic Carnival
- Iggles head coach Andy Reid’s son, Britt Reid, is acting more like Andy Dick’s son — again. – The 700 Level
- Tom Brady’s baby finally decided to end his holdout. Hey, can’t blame a brother for wanting to stay up in Bridget Moynahan for as long as possible, can you? – Kissing Suzy Kolber
- Has Lane Kiffin put JaMarcus Russell on the Mike Williams plan? Why isn’t this guy signed? Will he ever be? – The Fanhouse
- Is Jerome Bettis the next Johnny Depp? I guess the guy can act a little, but I’m thinking he’s more of a fatter, jollier L.L.Cool J without the gay lip-licking habit. – More Credible
- Does Donovan McNabb really care about the departed Jeremiah Trotter? Matt Mosley certainly doesn’t think No. 5 does. – Hashmarks
- Simeon Rice is still unemployed. Somebody sign this stud already, he’s still got gas in the tank. – Buc ‘Em
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