30 Aug

NFL Jonesin’: Carrie Underwoord, Cyberstalkers and the End of the Unibar

Posted by: Zach

(listening pleasure: The Wand – The Flaming Lips)

Carrie Underwood & Tony Romo (The Bosh)
  • Did Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo and country star Carrie Underwood secretly get married. That’s the rumor. Fanhouse via Ben Maller
  • Punter Scott Player, aka The Unibar, has been released by the Arizona Cardinals. He was the team’s longest tenured player. – Raising Zona
  • There’s a great new NFL game called “17 Weeks” over at BallHype for those of you BallHype users. – BallHype
  • Some jackoff MySpace perv is cyberstalking Adam Archuleta’s girlfriend and former Playboy playmate Jennifer Walcott. Seeing her jugs, I almost couldn’t blame him until I read about threats of physical violence. What a loser. – Deuce of Davenport via SportsByBrooks
  • If you haven’t heard about AFL star turned Kansas City Chiefs WR Bobby Sippio yet, you might want to remember the name. – Arrowhead Addict
  • Previewing those Purple People Eaters Pleasers Disappointers the Minnesota Vikings. – Epic Carnival
  • The NFL has snazzied up its shield logo. The sleeker new look will debut next season (2008). – The Biz of Football
  • Kevin Jones will start the season on the PUP list and will miss the Detroit Lions’ first five games. What a disappointment. He really does have trouble keeping up with the other Joneses (Julius, Thomas, maybe even Greg at this point). – NFL Gridiron Gab
  • Is Chris Simms about to join his daddy out of football? It certainly appears so. Well, at the very least he’s about to become a former Buc. – BucStats.com
  • Michael Strahan is all but saying he wants to be like Tiki Barber. Tiki’s a nice enough guy — why not? – Giants 101
            BallHype: hype it up! 

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