Archive for August, 2007

Is it just me, or is there no such thing as too much David Hasselhoff? Apparently, not only is Hoff big with Dirk and the boys in Germany, but he’s also a hit in The Land of the Rising Sun. Sorry, Ichiro, your time as Japan‘s favorite son is up. No worries, though — playing second banana to Hoff is an honor. (Hat tip: TMZ.com)

I’m not sure that Coach Fish likes Vince Young throwing punches with his throwing hand, but he’s gotta love V.Y.’s fire. – Winning the Turnover Battle Indianapolis Colts owner Jim Irsay has purged the roster of the “bad mistake”. The rest of us know him as Corey “The Blob” Simon. – Indy Star Brian Urlacher got him some “Rock of Love” ass. OK, maybe he just grabbed a tit and sent her nasty text messages. – Mr. Irrelevant The Brady Slurper (works for two teams), Mangina Monologues and other fun new terms. How to make fun of AFC teams without [...]

Magdalena AKA Legz I don’t give a damn what anybody says — this chick is smokin’. Does it worry me that her voice is a little manish? No, not at all — she’s originally from Poland. Besides, I’ve got a fool-proof tranny radar. I mean just look at this girl’s freakin’ legs. My God. Besides, I’m infatuated with any girl who’s hot and gets down like this… Brandi M. Now this chick is just stupid sexy. Is it just me, or does she look like a freakier version of Jamie King? So much bad girl in her… she totally does [...]

Leonard Little isn’t off the hook yet. Either is Bam Morris. – Epic Carnival (Pacman Jonesin’) Who wins in the Michael Vick trainwreck? Bobby Petrino, of course. – Nation of Islam Sportsblog So The Namesake is just using wrestling to enhance his crime? Oh, you silly Pacman. – Sons of Sam Malone What do David Bowie and Norv Turner of all people have in common? Not much. – Bolt Beat Cedric Benson just needs a little TLC. Is that too much too ask for? It’s an honest question. – Deuce of Davenport How to have a chick in your male-dominated [...]