We got are noodles wet last night during that absolute demolition job Peyton Manning and the Indianapolis Colts did to the New Orleans Saints lat night. And while it was great to finally usher in the NFL season, what the hell do they expect us to do until Sunday without any other games? Especially for us non-college football junkies? Fortunately, we’re not shit out of luck…

Non-Football Shit to Do Until Sunday 

DVD – Grindhouse Presents, Death Proof (Extended Cut) – Since this doesn’t come out for another week and a half, you’ll have to get resourceful and find it on the [...]

I’ve always had mixed emotions about longtime Kansas City Chiefs general manager Carl Peterson, aka King Carl. I must admit, however, that this is one of my all-time favorite King Carl moments. I’m not going to say that it’s difficult to make President Bush look stupid. What I will say is that Peterson certainly has a monster set of testicles on him. I guess when you deal with the Drew Ronsenhauses and Tom Condons of the world everyday, Dub-ya is no problem. From HBO’s Hard Knocks…

On a more serious note, go here to buy the hat and support the Greensburg, [...]

Labor Day weekend has passed. All of the fantasy drafts are over, all the boats have docked, and, hopefully, everyone has made a safe return back to the real world. That being said, you are probably either severely depressed to be back at work or eagerly anticipating the NFL’s kickoff weekend (or both). Taking that into consideration, I think the Pacman Jonesin’ NFL preview might be exactly what you all need to get through this tough time. Reader beware: This NFL preview has Tourettes. I can and will say anything that pops into my head while discussing each team. C’mon, [...]

(listening pleasure: The Needle and the Damage Done – Neil Young)

Are LaRon Landry and Sean Taylor the toughest safety tandem in the NFL? Two dismembered Kodiak bears certainly think so. – Kissing Suzy Kolber

Herm Edwards plays to win the game, but even he gets the beans above the franks sometimes. “I did a TERRIBLE job!” – Arrowhead Addict

Is it just me, or is Martin Rucker the fuckin’ man? – Ramblin’ Fan

Roy Williams is straight pissed that the Dallas Cowboys brass decided to dump veteran cornerback Aaron Glenn. – Hashmarks

Jeremiah Trotter and his trademark slowness are now property of the Tampa [...]

(listening pleasure: Timebomb – Beck)

Pacman Jones TNA memorabilia is going fast… get it while you still can! Rep The Namesake! – Mondesi’s House

The Baltimore Ravens have started flirting with Byron Leftwich a little. – Baltimore Sun

Leftwich is also “euphoric” that Jack Del Rio Shooter McGavin handed him his walking papers. Is he euphoric about losing that cool$5.1 million, too? – Fanhouse

Simeon Rice signs with the Denver Broncos. Is it just me, or does it seem like the Donks never run out of dough? – ESPN

The Kingster loves the Arizona Cardinals latest addition — Quentin Moses. – Raising Zona via Peter [...]

(listening pleasure: Good Life – Kanye West)

So Captain Outspoken himself Rodney Harrison (is it just me, or doesn’t he always talk smack on controversial players like T.O.) has been suspended for four games for using Human Growth Hormone. Busted. I love it! – Reiss’ Pieces

While we’re on the topic of making fun of people who use performance enhancing drugs (this time it’s Shawne Merriman), Vernon Davis is my new personal fucking hero. – More Credible

Michael Strahan — we call him Ol’ Gap Tooth ’round here — is back. Now, let me guess, is it for the money or to climb [...]