I’ve always had mixed emotions about longtime Kansas City Chiefs general manager Carl Peterson, aka King Carl. I must admit, however, that this is one of my all-time favorite King Carl moments. I’m not going to say that it’s difficult to make President Bush look stupid. What I will say is that Peterson certainly has a monster set of testicles on him. I guess when you deal with the Drew Ronsenhauses and Tom Condons of the world everyday, Dub-ya is no problem. From HBO’s Hard Knocks…

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(Footage courtesy of HBO/NFL Films)

Labor Day weekend has passed. All of the fantasy drafts are over, all the boats have docked, and, hopefully, everyone has made a safe return back to the real world. That being said, you are probably either severely depressed to be back at work or eagerly anticipating the NFL’s kickoff weekend (or both). Taking that into consideration, I think the Pacman Jonesin’ NFL preview might be exactly what you all need to get through this tough time. Reader beware: This NFL preview has Tourettes. I can and will say anything that pops into my head while discussing each team. C’mon, don’t tell me you’ve never wanted to act like this…

• NFL Preview With Tourettes Part I
  

• Arizona Cardinals - It’s ironic that the Cards play in the desert, because they’re the most snake-bitten team in the NFL. I would feel bad for Whizzincunt’s new team, but for as cool as Matt Leinart thinks he is, he’s a real fucking loser. A loser who has a lot more money STDs than me (I have none, for the record). Don’t bet on this squad and only rely on Anquan Boldin and Larry Fitzgerald fantasy football wise. 2008 Prediction: About 7-9

• Atlanta Falcons - They’ll be under dogs all season long. Sorry. Couldn’t help it. I told you about my condition. Anyway, Joey Harrington might not be as exciting as Ookie, but he’s a nice guy who doesn’t misbehave off the field, have Leinart Syndrome or sneak contraband through airports. Alge Crumpler is the only guy you really want on your fantasy team, unless you want to take a flier on Joe Horn late. 2008 Prediction: About 6-10

• Baltimore Ravens - Big deal — they dumped one scumbag for another. If Willis McGahee scores more rushing touchdowns in ‘07 than he has illegitimate kids, I’ll be shocked. Still, the Ravens have a dominant defense and one of the better coaches in the league in Brian Billeck. Plus, Steve McNair knows how to get it done. Never put anything past a man who can get arrested fro DUI from the passenger seat. 2008 Prediction: About 11-5

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(listening pleasure: The Needle and the Damage Done - Neil Young)

• Are LaRon Landry and Sean Taylor the toughest safety tandem in the NFL? Two dismembered Kodiak bears certainly think so. - Kissing Suzy Kolber

• Herm Edwards plays to win the game, but even he gets the beans above the franks sometimes. “I did a TERRIBLE job!” - Arrowhead Addict

• Is it just me, or is Martin Rucker the fuckin’ man? - Ramblin’ Fan

• Roy Williams is straight pissed that the Dallas Cowboys brass decided to dump veteran cornerback Aaron Glenn. - Hashmarks

• Jeremiah Trotter and his trademark slowness are now property of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. - First and 10 Inches via MDS

• There’s a magazine packed to the brim with NFL cheerleaders? And I’m just now finding out? Does it come with stick-resistant pages? - Epic Carnival

• CBS’ Clark Judge whips out an article about Ocho Cinco that includes the phrase “sexy back.” Just admit it, Clark, you tuned into the J.T. concert last night on HBO. - CBS Sportsline via Cincy Jungle

• The Miami Dolphins are getting ready to hit some ‘Skins this weekend. Hey, aren’t we all? - Phin Phanatic

• Just a hilarious take on Dunta Robinson’s home getting robbed. Dude even gets burned by robbers. - Battle Red Blog

• Taking a look at the newest Denver Bronco — Chucky hater Simeon Rice. - Mile High Report