Jul 26th 2008
Prime Time Gives Adam, Er, Pacman A Second Chance
One of the more contrived P.R. attempts we’ve seen, but at least Deion Sanders is trying to help a brother out. When you have to tell people that you’ve changed your name from Pacman, yeah, probably not going to stick. You’ll always be Pacman here. I’d rather bet on the Super Bowl being Cards-Raiders than bet on Pacman keeping his nose clean as Adam. I wonder if there are any NFL lines on when he’ll first get arrested?
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Jul 8th 2008
Brokeback Booth Announcing
In case you’re wondering, yes, the guy (Brian Kinchen) who said “Caressing the ball…” etc. Then calling himself out with the “That’s kinda gay”" did get kinda fired suspended and later quit for this. ESPN, the most politically correct, free speech-killing network ever.
Dan Patrick wants Keith Olberman to Bring Back the Porn ‘Stache I was glad to see some true professionals taking over NBC’s Sunday Night Football…some of the announcers these days drive us here at PJ crazy. The only problem is NBC is having absolute overkill with the staff, (more on that later). Olberman hosted a spot last year on Sunday night, but wasn’t the focus of the show by any means. It appears he and Dan Patrick, ESPN Sportscenter partners between 1992 and 1997 will once again be paired up. Olberman and Patrick will join a crowded host-house of Cris [...]
Jul 4th 2008
Happy Fourth…from the real-life Hancock!
We couldn’t pass up posting this one…lol…enjoy the Fourth, Hancock style! Well, actually, no. Don’t pass out on some park bench. (hat tip: Movie Moron)
Jul 2nd 2008
Clinton Portis is a nut!
Clinton Portis is hilarious. The NFL Network had a contest of sorts you can participate in where he will show up in costme at a press conference after a game this upcoming season. My vote would go to his UFC fighter Budd Foxx who is 0-17, weighs 220 and fights at 115. Special move? Cracking fingers. The guy’s neck is monstrous! Dr. Do Itch Big which apparently stands for Dr. Do It Big makes amazing custom grills like Marshawn Lynch’s Beast Mode (right) and claims he also made Strahan’s gap! This dude is nutty but we love it here at [...]
Jul 2nd 2008
Ol’ Gap Tooth sings the blues
Look at Michael Strahan get down with Alicia Keys. I wonder if the gap is behind his vocal harmonics? Could be his secret. Hey, Madonna has a gap, too. Now that he’s not playing any longer he can bet on the Super Bowl, even though the NFL odds for the Giants won’t be as good without him in the fold.
