Week 12 Headlines

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Chiefs Offense Explodes for 31.  Defense Just Plain Explodes.

Another Blow For Gay Rights:  Brady Quinn Benched.

Pats Shove Giant, Bitter-Tasting 48-Point Plug Into Joey Porter’s Yap.

Eagles Save McNabb Further Embarrassment, Avoid Tie by 29 Points.

Fat Andy Gut-Bounces McNabb to Bench.

Cowboys Pull Down Niners’ Trousers, Play Wipeout on Their Ass-Cheeks.

Lions Win First Quarter 17-0, Lose Next Three 38-3.

It’s Official: Del Rio Sucks Worse Than Childress.

Old Fart Favre to Old Fart Dolphins: Pop the Champagne.  And Pass the Vicodin.  Slow So You Don’t Startle Me and Make Me Wet My Wranglers.

Rams Begin Off-Season…In Middle of Season.

Falcons Salute Vick, Go All Rabid Pit Bull on Panthers.

Jesus to Kurt Warner: You’re on Your Own Today, Buddy.

Seattle to Seahawks:  We Hear Oklahoma City is Really Beautiful.

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God watching the Chiefs defense is worse than Vermeil was around. How does Mr. 1-19 still have a job?