Week 12 Headlines
Chiefs Offense Explodes for 31. Defense Just Plain Explodes.
Another Blow For Gay Rights: Brady Quinn Benched.
Pats Shove Giant, Bitter-Tasting 48-Point Plug Into Joey Porter’s Yap.
Eagles Save McNabb Further Embarrassment, Avoid Tie by 29 Points.
Fat Andy Gut-Bounces McNabb to Bench.
Cowboys Pull Down Niners’ Trousers, Play Wipeout on Their Ass-Cheeks.
Lions Win First Quarter 17-0, Lose Next Three 38-3.
It’s Official: Del Rio Sucks Worse Than Childress.
Old Fart Favre to Old Fart Dolphins: Pop the Champagne. And Pass the Vicodin. Slow So You Don’t Startle Me and Make Me Wet My Wranglers.
Rams Begin Off-Season…In Middle of Season.
Falcons Salute Vick, Go All Rabid Pit Bull on Panthers.
Jesus to Kurt Warner: You’re on Your Own Today, Buddy.
Seattle to Seahawks: We Hear Oklahoma City is Really Beautiful.
God watching the Chiefs defense is worse than Vermeil was around. How does Mr. 1-19 still have a job?
November 24th, 2008 at 12:11 pm