I knew a lot of things about Chad Johnson.  I knew he was very creative.  I knew he had a pretty good right hook for a wide receiver.  I knew he liked to rock the gold grill like he was Flava Flav.  I knew he thought Cincinnati was a hell on earth.  What I didn’t know, until recently, was that he is a fool for Black Friday bargains.  Chad will even get up at the crack of dawn, throw on a dorky disguise and head out to Best Buy.  Check him out.  Would you suspect that the man in the black knit cap, oversized glasses and leather jacket was an NFL superstar?  That’s the great thing about Chad - he may be a celebrity beloved by millions, but he can still blend in with the rabble whenever he wants.  And he’s obviously a pretty skilled shopper too - he managed to score Rock Band 2 despite the hordes of overcaffeinated wack-jobs scurrying through the store like blind ants.  That’s where your athletic abilities come in handy.  Chad’s got the wheels and the shifty moves, and he also knows how to stiff-arm.  An old lady trying to bag the season’s hottest video game for her grandson?  She has no shot against Ocho.  Take that grandma!  Ooh, clean-up on aisle 5.  Old lady got her false teeth knocked out.  Too bad, but you know what they say:  All’s fair in love, war and mindless consumerism.