Niners Top Buffalo, Win Ancient Chris Berman Schtick Bowl (P.S. Chris – Huey Lewis Sucks and Popping Aspirin is for 7th Graders)
Browns Send Message to Embattled Crennell: Don’t Let the Screendoor Hit Ya
Chad Johnson Returns, Bengals Score Single Field Goal
Rodgers Possessed by Ghost of Favre, Loses Game on 4th Quarter Pick
Giants Shoot Redskins, Stash Gun in Jersey
Sun Rises, Birds Sing, Lions Get Crushed
McNabb to Cardinals: I Gotcha Tie Right Here, Bitch
Cowboys Strangle Seahawks With Plastic Bag. PETA Denounces.
Bush Runs for 0 in Saints Loss, Remembers Kim’s Butt, Smiles
