Movies That Deserve to be Made…
To achieve his dream of becoming a British secret agent, a pampered teen poses as a young black man…then discovers MI6 doesn’t have a quota system. But he makes it in anyway – otherwise there would be no movie – and soon finds himself embroiled in international intrigue, sex with exotic women and a revenge scenario no one in the audience cares about. And there’s a French guy who doesn’t wear undershirts. C. Thomas Howell is the dude playin’ the dude, disguised as another dude – he just isn’t as good at it as Robert Downey, Jr.
Sapp vs. Keyshawn – Who’s the Real Bitch?
Professional TV dancer Warren Sapp has made it known that he doesn’t care for former football teammate Keyshawn Johnson – and really doesn’t care for the idea of Keyshawn hosting his own interior design show on A&E (which does not stand for “Assholes and Eejits,” no matter what you’ve heard). Sapp vented his disdain for all things Key on Inside the NFL (now on Showtime aka The One You Don’t Have), in his “Ask Warren Anything” segment, saying (via Adam Schefter‘s NFL.com blog): Me, watch Keyshawn on an interior decorating show? Keyshawn, I knew you were a bitch. And thanks [...]


