O.J. Simpson‘s attempt to reclaim some memorabilia he thought had been unjustly taken from him has ended with the former NFL superstar being sent to prison for perhaps the remainder of his natural life (he is 61 now after all). I’m sure there’s a lesson in this. Like, if somebody takes your stuff, don’t try to get it back by storming their hotel room commando-style. And make sure nobody’s audio taping the whole thing. And if someone is audio taping it, make sure you don’t say something that will give the authorities cause to charge you with kidnapping on top of the robbery charges. And overall…try to avoid murdering people or doing anything else that will cause you to lose your good name. You might need that good name somewhere down the road. It’s all a big winding trail of fail for O.J. Had he not gone psycho and chopped Nicole Brown and Ronald Goldman to death, he would not have become such an infamous individual and thereby lost all sorts of earning opportunities like film roles and endorsements. And had he still had those opportunities, he would not have had to sweat losing that memorabilia, hence no half-assed commando raid, hence no prison. Why couldn’t he see all this coming? Oh right – he’s crazy as a loon. And now he’ll have to spend the next several years smelling the same dude’s bed-farts night after night. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer sociopath.
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