They say chicks dig the long ball. Some chicks dig slapshots, monster jams and bomb passes too. And, you know, sex with highly-toned, physically gifted, well-endowed athletic gods. It’s too bad some people don’t appreciate all these ladies have to offer. 1. Tara Reid In Case You Didn’t Know…She’s an actress. Or used to be (she was in The Big Lebowski). Now she’s pretty much a drunken tabloid trainwreck. Current Squeeze: Heard she was seeing some French fashion designer or something. Chicks love dating Europeans – it gives them an excuse not to shave their armpits. Athletic Conquests: Mark Philippousis, [...]
Week 13 Power Rankings – Plaxico Schmaxico
Pacman Jonesin’ now takes a break from hammering Plaxico Burress to present the Week 13 power rankings…which are topped again by Plaxico’s team, the Giants:

