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31 Jan

Show Me the Thorazine

The big ESPN Super Bowl party brought out all the big stars…and the washed-up has-beens who forgot to take their antipsychotics.  No, I did not just call James Earl Jones a psychotic has-been…that’s Cuba Gooding, Jr. – what’s left of him, anyway.  I imagine Cuba is rooting for the Cardinals, the team his character Rod [...]

Posted in Random Celebs by: danzinski
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31 Jan

Van Gundy Doppelganger Enrages Neighbors

Bronson Pinchot, the guy who played Balki on the ’80s sitcom Perfect Strangers, has infuriated his neighbors in Harford, Pennsylvania by having a beloved 68-year-old memorial gazebo removed from his property.  “Very sad day,” whined one elderly resident.  “I was here in 1940 when they put that in. It was put there to honor the [...]

Posted in Jerky Behavior by: danzinski
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31 Jan

David Wells Lectures Joe Torre About “The Code”

Joe Torre has stirred up quite a few pots with the stuff he put in his book The Yankee Years, which features the former New York manager’s takes on, among others, Alex Rodriguez (high-maintenance), Carl Pavano (generally hated) and Derek Jeter (evidently the most wonderful human who ever walked the earth, and if you don’t [...]

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30 Jan

Michael Vick Will Soon be Halfway Free

Convicted dog-murderer Michael Vick will soon be leaving the friendly confines of Leavenworth for a halfway house in Virginia, says a lawyer for the former Falcons star who was testifying on his behalf at a bankruptcy hearing.  A second attorney at the hearing told the judge that he expects Vick to “ultimately” be reinstated by [...]

Posted in Criminal Behavior by: danzinski
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30 Jan

Star Athlete Dumped by a Kardashian

Relax gossip-mavens:  Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are still together (and hanging out at Super Bowl parties with noted porn-maven Jared Fogle).  It’s Khloe Kardashian and Timberwolves “star” Rashad McCants who’ve called it quits.  Khloe explained the break-up on her blog:
Hey guys.  I wanted you all to be the first to hear the news that [...]

Posted in Gossip by: danzinski
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30 Jan

The Rock, Sans Stones

To those who might’ve been hoping Dwayne Johnson would get serious about acting after dropping his “Rock” moniker…forget it.  Dwayne is all about getting paid, as evidenced by his participation in the new Disney load of hooey Race to Witch Mountain.  What’s next, Rock? Taking over for Tim Allen in The Santa Clause 4?

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30 Jan

“Post-Partisan” Obama Rooting Openly for Steelers

Barack Obama is supposed to be the man to take us beyond partisanism and into a new day of cooperation (and everyone not having to eat hair and grass because they’re broke).  Apparently this spirit of across-the-aisle unity doesn’t extend to his feelings about football, however.  When it comes to the gridiron, Obama is all [...]

Posted in Yakkity Yak by: danzinski
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30 Jan

Lenny Dykstra Crashes into Lawsuit Tree

Four pilots are suing former big leaguer Lenny Dykstra, claiming the oral cancer poster boy failed to pay them for flying his private plane, and also reneged on a verbal agreement to provide them with a four-month gig.  Now, some of you might be thinking:  Why in hell does Lenny Dykstra need to fly around [...]

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