Pittsburgh Mayor Wants Temporary Name Change

The mayor of Pittsburgh is named Luke Ravenstahl.  The moniker has no particular significance most of the time, other than sounding like something some doof would call themselves in World of Warcraft, but this week it does because the mayor’s hometown Steelers are facing off against the Baltimore Ravens in the AFC title game.  Ravens…Ravenstahl…kind of ironic I guess or maybe just amusingly coincidental.  Anyway, Ravenstahl doesn’t want the first two syllables of his name to come between him and the voters, so for this week he’s asking to be called Luke Steelerstahl instead.  “On behalf of the Steelers Nation, I’ve decided to remove the word ‘Ravens’ from my name just like the Steelers will remove them from the AFC Championship,” the mayor announced to a yawning public.  I wonder…how funny would he think this idea was if they were the Pittsburgh Bathrooms instead.