Convicted dog-murderer Michael Vick will soon be leaving the friendly confines of Leavenworth for a halfway house in Virginia, says a lawyer for the former Falcons star who was testifying on his behalf at a bankruptcy hearing. A second attorney at the hearing told the judge that he expects Vick to “ultimately” be reinstated by the NFL – though what “ultimately” means is anyone’s guess. The good news is that, when Michael does get out, he will be much more sensitive to animals…having scored a 73.5 on that PETA test (Tico the Rotti is now my hero).
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