The (evidently charming) wife of Patriots defensive lineman Richard Seymour has been arrested in Richland County, South Carolina and charged with two counts of second-degree lynching. Yes, I said lynching. Reportedly, Mrs. Tanya Seymour and some of her girls (only one other has been arrested so far) committed mass assault on a pair of victims at a New Year’s party, leaving one of the assaultees with a sprained wrist. The official news reports don’t name the victims, but the site MediaTakeOut.com (the only place to go for pictures of Paris Hilton giving oral pleasure to Cee-Lo – link is NSFW) says one of the unfortunate lynchees was – shocker – Richard’s mistress. It should perhaps be pointed out now that, under South Carolina law, basically any time a group of people attacks someone it is defined as a lynching – no ropes or trees need be involved. Kelly Tilghman knew that and now so do you.
