Drunk Marks Matt Cassel at Super Bowl Party

Matt Cassel got more than he bargained for when he went to relieve himself at ESPN‘s Super Bowl bash in Tampa over the weekend:  a leg full of urine courtesy of an inebriated nitwit.  The New York Daily News‘s Gatecrasher column says the offending drunk became enraged at Cassel when the Patriots QB scolded him for cutting into the line outside the john, and decided to take out his irritation by splashing Matt’s leg once they got in.  Security booted the idiot, and Cassel returned to the party unharmed but now damp and reeking of some random drunk man’s pee.  Must’ve been from Green Bay.