02 Feb
Phelps is Still Tight With Speedo
Posted by: danzinski
Speedo, the company responsible for outfitting a million fat hairy guys who really shouldn’t be wearing something like that at the beach, has decided to retain Michael Phelps as an official pitchman in spite of his simmering marijuana controversy. Speedo did make sure to chastise Phelps, saying the company does not “condone” marijuana use, even at college parties, then went on to call Phelps “a valued member of the Speedo team.” And he sure does look hot in their product, hey boys? Am I right?
