Terry Glenn – the wide receiver Bill Parcells infamously used to refer to as “she” – was arrested in Dallas last week and charged with public intoxication and (of course) marijuana possession, after allegedly going apes**t inside a hotel. Accounts of Glenn’s booze-and-pot-fueled exploits at the Extended Stay Deluxe Hotel include one witness’s claim that Glenn pulled his pants down and stretched out on the floor of a hallway, while other reports have Glenn running around the hotel butt naked and waving a joint in the air. Numerous complaints were made about Glenn before hotel staff broke down and called the cops. According to TMZ, Glenn confronted one of said unfortunate Extended Stay Deluxe Hotel employees, screaming at them, “”You don’t f**kin’ know me … I don’t give a f**k what you do … get the f**k outta here!” It’s unknown whether Glenn got his pot from one of Nate Newton‘s vans. Unfortunately for Michael Phelps, Glenn is not a significant enough figure to knock him from the front page.
