Trade Bait Jay Cutler Unleashes His Inner-Favre
Jay Cutler’s blood sugar is the least of his worries now that he’s learned the Denver Broncos and new coach Josh McDaniels tried to trade him for Matt Cassel, the former Tom Brady jock-folder who had a few good games throwing to Wes Welker and Randy Moss and suddenly became the hottest thing on the market since Crocs. “We’ll see where I end up at,” Cutler said wistfully when asked of the rumors. “I liked it here, I liked playing with these guys but obviously they’re not going to let me have that opportunity.”
Dear Jay: They didn’t trade you. You don’t have to refer to your career with the Broncos in the past tense. At this rate you’re going to supplant Brett Favre as the most hang-dog, sad-sack quarterback of all time. Oh, one note on that: Bus Cook also represents Cutler. Bus may have hooked Jay up with Brett for some lessons in how to spew and blubber. Maybe Brett also taught Jay his other favorite bit: Forcing a team to give him what he wants by retiring. We await Jay’s announcement with breathless anticipation.
[...] years of misery. Think of Brother JaMarcus and his family. We don’t want a Butt-Hurt QB like #6 in Denver, do [...]
March 5th, 2009 at 2:23 pm