Shaquille O’Neal on Chris Bosh: He’s the RuPaul of Big Men

Forget Shaquille O’Neal vs. Kobe Bryant – the real simmering NBA feud is Shaquille vs. Chris Bosh.  It all started Friday night when Shaq put up 45 on Bosh and the Raptors, and afterward Bosh suggested Shaq’s performance would not have been so dominating had the refs not ignored all the times Shaq was in the lane longer than three seconds.  You wouldn’t expect a man like Shaq to ignore such a diss, and he didn’t.  “I heard what Chris Bosh said, and that’s strong words coming from the RuPaul of big men,” Shaq shot back. “I’m going to do the same thing [the next time we play] I did before – make him quit. Make ‘em quit and complain. It’s what I do.”

Uh, evidently Shaq has never played one-on-one with RuPaul.  That dude is big and mean and definitely not a quitter.  And those stiletto heels hurt like a mofo when he comes down on your foot after a monster two-hander.  I think what we need here is some kind of Shaq v. RuPaul showdown – to teach Shaq some respect for the skills a transvestite can bring.  And oh, of course Shaq should also have to wear a dress.  It’s only fair.