Given Jim Bowden‘s track-record as a complete and total wad, it was inevitable that his baseball career would end in an utterly disgraceful way. Well, the inevitable has come to pass: Jim Bowden has resigned from the Washington Nationals amid allegations he skimmed money from signing bonuses given to Latin American players (corrupt and racist). Of course, in true a-hole fashion, Bowden denies guilt, and claims he’s quitting because he doesn’t want to be “a distraction.”
“It’s an emotional decision,” the piece of garbage said. “It saddens me. But I feel it’s in the best interest of two of the things I love the most, and that’s the Washington Nationals and baseball.”
Ha. He loves the Nationals like I love foot cramps. He loves baseball like I love one of those itches you get way up in your butt that you can’t relieve without getting out a pencil…
Too personal? Sorry. It just seemed appropriate to connect Jim Bowden with anal irritation. The Nationals are, I’m sure, quite glad Bowden won’t be a pain in their backside anymore. Now they can go on sucking the fat one in peace.
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