Arizona Cardinals fans, you can come back in off the ledge now: Your favorite prayin’ quarterback Kurt Warner has ended his flirtation with the San Francisco 49ers and returned to your squad, and it only took a 2-year, $23 million deal with a $15 million signing bonus to do it. And long consultation with the almighty (who, by the way, will not be getting a cut of Warner’s new contract…so there).
Oh, but as happy as Warner must feel to be back in the warm bosom of the ‘Zona (and stinking rich to boot), he can’t be nearly as blissful as R&B songstress Rihanna, who has reconciled with her abusive boyfriend Chris Brown…and possibly even married him? Uh…is Star Magazine considered a credible source? Cause they’re the ones claiming Brown and Rihanna married – after matchmaker Diddy give them a good talking to at his mansion in Miami. Matchmaker Diddy? Oh no…I think I just gave him an idea…
Apologies to Topol…and the ladies at the rest home (damn…first Paul Harvey, now this).
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