Madonna's New Look (photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com)
Dear Madonna: You’re what now, 60? Might be time for you to stop dressing like one of the chicks from Gossip Girl. Oh, one note about the shoes: Chuck Taylors haven’t been in since Alice in Chains were hot. And that was awhile ago. You might not have noticed the death of grunge, given how busy you were adopting black babies, making awful movies and generally driving Guy Ritchie to the bottle. And no, the wig ain’t working either. Unless you’re trying to pay homage to Patti Smith, in which case…it still doesn’t work.
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