Thom Yorke
Thom Yorke is cool for many reasons. Mainly because he is in Radiohead, the greatest band of the last 25 years (sorry Arcade Fire - but we love you too, okay?). Also, he must be cool, because no one can understand what he’s saying in his songs. Plus he gets lots of ass in spite of having the most messed-up eyes since the wrestler Zeus. And now, Thom has achieved an even higher level of coolness by standing up to the most evil individual currently plaguing the earth, Miley Cyrus.
Thom Yorke and Miley Cyrus are two people who never should’ve crossed paths – unfortunately, Miley was at the Grammys when Radiohead were, and Miley decided she wanted to meet them, and Radiohead, being Radiohead, said no thanks. So of course Miley pitched a public fit, saying on a radio show:
I’m like, these are the people I really want to meet. I’d freak out. They’re my rock gods. These are the only people that I would cry over…My manager asked and said, “Miley’s really obsessed.” And they were like, “We don’t really do that.” I left ’cause I was so upset. I wasn’t going to watch. Stinkin’ Radiohead! I’m gonna ruin them, I’m going to tell everyone.
Who is scared of you Miley? I mean besides the people who have to run and get your Diet Coke every time you open that snaggletoothed yap of yours and start whining for one? Clearly, Thom Yorke is on a different level than these lackeys you’re used to dealing with. And he proved it by shooting back:
When Miley grows up, she’ll learn not to have such a sense of entitlement.
Haha…eat it Disney drone. Go cry on some Jonas Brother‘s girly shoulder. Little beeeeeetch.
Tags: jonas brothers, miley cyrus, radiohead, thom yorke
