Special Olympics? Really Barack?

I don’t know what Barack Obama was thinking when he threw in a Special Olympics blast while denigrating his own notedly weak bowling skills.  Maybe he figured no one would notice…since he was only on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno.  Maybe he figured no one would post the clip on YouTube…since that whole internet thing is just a cultish little fad.  Maybe he figured his enemies wouldn’t use this to ridicule and attack him…since everyone knows that in politics you never try to beat people over the head with their minor slip-ups.  Look on the bright side Barack:  at least, for a few minutes, people will stop killing you for taking chalk in the tournament.

By the way…evidently there is a dude in Special Olympics named Kolan McConiughey who has rolled 3 perfect games in his life.  Without the bumpers in the gutters.  He should strap on a pink styrofoam helmet, with little rainbow stickers on it, and go find that bad-mouthing Barack and throw down on him.  Sounds like the set-up for a new, awful Cuba Gooding Jr. cable movie.