The Daily Sexah: Michael Jackson Wants to Adopt

Jacko and Kid (photo: Ramey)

Michael Jackson is trying to make a comeback.  He recently signed to play a bunch of shows in London – cause he was way too freaky for Vegas – plus he’s been spending a lot of time at a Beverly Hills medical center getting some work done on his work.  So, things are looking up in his life.  The former King of Pop is feeling so happy these days that he’s even reportedly mulling adding to his wacko family…not by hiring another woman to receive his seed, but by adopting.

I don’t know what’s sadder:  that Michael Jackson thinks he should be allowed to adopt, or that I know there’s someone in this world dumb and/or sick enough to give him another kid.  By the way – that is one of Jacko’s kids in the picture with the blue thing over their face.  Jacko is very protective of his children.  He doesn’t like them being seen in public.  He also doesn’t like them inhaling a lot of nasty regular-people germs.  He’s terrified one of them might turn out normal.