Tiger Woods Reminds Everyone That He is Still Tiger Woods

Sean O’Hair went into the final round of the Arnold Palmer Invitational at Bay Hill with a 5 stroke lead over Tiger Woods.  In other words, he was screwed.  Sorry Sean, but there was no way in heck Tiger was letting himself lose that tournament.  He knows that course better than he knows the gorgeous contours of his smoking hot Swedish wife’s shapely back, plus he was all pent up after spending months on the shelf not experiencing winning, his favorite thing in the world (second place being sex with his smoking hot Swedish wife).  In short, O’Hair never had a chance – even when Tiger was having to blast his half-buried ball out of the trap using the most awkward stance since your fat, uncoordinated sibling took Flamenco lessons.  And O’Hair knew how screwed he was too – you could tell by the way he curled up at Tiger’s feet and accepted the kidney-kicks.  Tiger is the kid who takes everyone else’s candy…and their lunch money, and their bike, and their DS, and pretty much everything else he wants.