Larry Johnson hit PURE in Vegas this weekend and…this outfit just leaves me breathless. Not only is Larry ready for a commando raid should one break out, but he also has plenty of room in his hat in case his cranium should start spontaneously expanding. That’s thinking ahead Larry! But the real highlight? The pink watch. I’m telling you guys: Nothing says “I’m a big-shot football player on the prowl” like jewelry from the Hello Kitty collection. If I were female, I would be all over that.
Trade Bait Jay Cutler Unleashes His Inner-Favre
Jay Cutler‘s blood sugar is the least of his worries now that he’s learned the Denver Broncos and new coach Josh McDaniels tried to trade him for Matt Cassel, the former Tom Brady jock-folder who had a few good games throwing to Wes Welker and Randy Moss and suddenly became the hottest thing on the market since Crocs. “We’ll see where I end up at,” Cutler said wistfully when asked of the rumors. “I liked it here, I liked playing with these guys but obviously they’re not going to let me have that opportunity.” Dear Jay: They didn’t trade you. [...]


