Archive for April, 2009

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30 Apr

A-Rod’s Secret Yankee Nickname: B*tch T*ts

Selena Roberts‘ new book on A-Rod will allege, among other things, that the MLB star took steroids in high school, and was still doing them after being traded from the Rangers to the Yankees (despite his insistence that he gave them up while still with the Rangers).  Pretty damning accusations – but maybe not the [...]

Posted in Scandalousness, That's Just Gross by: danzinski
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30 Apr

The Daily Sexah: Anne Hathaway’s New Lancome Ad

A very short clip of Anne Hathaway bringing the sexah for Lancome.  Anne says the new perfume is “ultra feminine” with a “sense of joy.”  As if anyone cares what Anne says.

Posted in The Sexah, Videos by: danzinski
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30 Apr

Selena Roberts Says A-Rod Took Steroids in High School…and With the Yankees

Remember those heartfelt apologies Alex Rodriguez dropped on us a couple months ago, after it came out that he’d tested positive for steroids during a 2003 major league sweep?  Remember when A-Rod claimed he only took steroids when he was with the Rangers, and only did so because he was naive and living in a [...]

Posted in Scandalousness, Yakkity Yak by: danzinski
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30 Apr

Break Out the Excedrin Video: Dwyane Wade Strikes Head, Gets Made Fun of by Hawks Announcers

Unpleasantness mars Hawks v. Heat Game 5:  The Hawks’ Josh Smith knocks down Dwyane Wade, who strikes his head on the floor.  Wade leaves the game for a time, and upon returning, is too groggy to play effectively.  He is, however, not too groggy to nearly get in a fight with Solomon Jones after a [...]

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30 Apr

Usain Bolt Should Stick to Running

Usain Bolt is the fastest man on two legs, and evidently, he also thinks he is the fastest man on four wheels.  Unfortunately, when one drives fast on four wheels, one sometimes loses control of one’s vehicle – especially if the road one is driving on has been rained on recently – and crashes.  And [...]

Posted in Physical Issues, Ultra-Violence by: danzinski
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30 Apr

Risking Injury for Science Video: Padraig Harrington Proves Happy Gilmore No Fool

The Sport Science show is awesome.  A little while ago it featured Ray Lewis proving he could bust a door better than a police battering ram, and now it’s shown us, with some help from 2008 PGA Player of the Year Padraig Harrington, that Happy Gilmore’s run-up driving style actually does give you more length [...]

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29 Apr

Elbow to Head of Samuel Dalembert Earns Dwight Howard a Suspension

Orlando Magic fans who think Dwight Howard is too nice a guy were probably encouraged to see him get feisty and throw an elbow at Samuel Dalembert during Game 5 of the team’s big playoff series with Philadelphia; however, they were probably not pleased to learn that Dwight will not be participating in Game 6 [...]

Posted in Jerky Behavior, Videos by: danzinski
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29 Apr

The Daily Sexah: Vanessa Hudgens Has a Goat Toe

Pretty much every square inch of Vanessa Hudgens has been displayed for the public at one time or another – except, apparently, the one part Vanessa herself likes the most:  her freaky-ass, specially-adapted toe.
“I have really strong legs,” Vanessa said while discussing her various, oft-ogled body parts.  “I inherited them from my dad, who has [...]

Posted in Random Celebs, That's Just Gross, The Sexah, Yakkity Yak by: danzinski
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