
Alyssa Won't Return His Calls
Carl Pavano is finally back in the big leagues after an eternity spent recovering mentally and physically from his disastrous tenure with the Yankees – but now, after pitching one game for the Indians, he probably wishes he hadn’t bothered. Here’s Pavano’s line from today’s season debut as a Cleveland starter against the Rangers:
1 IP, 6 hits, 9 earned runs, 3 walks, 1 strikeout, 2 home runs
Needless to say, he got yanked after the first. Feeling gleeful yet Yankee fans?

