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31 May

Weekend Link Jonesin’

Vote Manny! (Josh Q. Public)
Maybe Someone Will Trade Him to Me (Sharapova’s Thigh)
Omaha Royals New Ballpark (Kings of Kauffman)
Busy Day at Halas Hall (Bear Goggles On)
Are the Oakland Raiders the New Knicks of the NFL? (Just Blog Baby)
Lakers Trounce Nuggets, Repeat as Western Conference Champs (Lake Show Life)

Posted in Links by: danzinski
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31 May

“Numbnuts” and “P*ssy” Are Okay to Say on Basic Cable, According to Charles Barkley

Why would Charles Barkley say “numbnuts” and “pussy” on the air at the end of Saturday night’s TNT broadcast?  Was he drunk?  Is he trying to get himself fired?  Is he part of some insanely complicated economic stimulus plan that involves incurring FCC fines, then somehow dispersing that to troubled financial institutions?  Or is he [...]

Posted in Videos, Yakkity Yak by: danzinski
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31 May

Outside the Lines Savages Brandon Marshall; Marshall Defends Himself Feebly

Pretty disturbing expose of Broncos receiver Brandon Marshall’s abusive history from ESPN’s Outside the Lines, revolving around his tumultuous relationship with childhood sweetheart Rasheedah Watley.  Marshall was given the opportunity to respond, and denied all the terrifying allegations.

Marshall’s denials look pretty feeble against the body of evidence accumulated by ESPN, including photos and 911 calls.  [...]

Posted in Criminal Behavior, Ultra-Violence, Videos by: danzinski
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31 May

Cavs Ousted from Playoffs, LeBron Blows Off Media

You would’ve thought LeBron James was some kind of living saint, the way the media kowtow to him, and speak of his every move in the most effusively complimentary terms.  But that Mr. Perfect image cracked somewhat Saturday night, in the wake of the Cavs playoff ouster, when LeBron went low-rent, and blew off the [...]

Posted in Actual Game Action, Jerky Behavior, Videos by: danzinski
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30 May

Serena Williams Calls Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez a Dirty, Lowdown Cheater

Unlike her sister Venus, Serena Williams was able to defeat her 3rd round French Open opponent, but not without controversy, as outlined in the above video.  A rough summary of the issue:  Serena hit a ball directly at opponent Maria Jose Martinez Sanchez – mean, maybe, but legal.  Said shot struck Martinez Sanchez in the [...]

Posted in Actual Game Action, Feuds, Ultra-Violence, Videos by: danzinski
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30 May

This is Why Morning TV Should be Banned

Exhibit A in making the case for morning TV to be banned and all morning TV hosts to be shipped to someplace that makes Gitmo look like Chuck E. Cheese’s.  And I’m not even talking about the “awkward slip” that host Steve Edwards commits at 3:57, when he asks the married John Salley about his [...]

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30 May

Slick Willie Still Likes Him a Good Cigar

It’s impossible to look at a picture of Bill Clinton smoking a cigar without thinking of him and Monica Lewinsky in the Oval Office…doing stuff none of us should’ve had to know about.
I thought Bill was taking better care of his health after the heart attack?  The cigar and the gut would testify to the [...]

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30 May

Michelle Larcher De Brito Makes Noises No 16-Year-Old Should Make

The tennis world has begun taking notice of 16-year-old Michelle Larcher De Brito – and how could it not notice her, given how loudly she shrieks during her matches.  This girl’s noises make Maria Sharapova’s famous “grunts” sound like the gentle waves of sound that lull tiny kittens to sleep in heaven.  Some of Ms. [...]

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